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Minions
Minions,
Minions already exist on the planet This longer than us,
They have many names:
Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike ,,,
And that was Norbert,
He was stupid,
They are all different, but have the same goal:
most employers Serving vile that they find,
happy employer is The main reason they are born,
Unfortunately they do not have, lust,
for the employer easy,
But maintaining employer, that is where the difficulty,
No, it is not easy for them ,,,
But, they never give up,
Their story in the stone age move on a new species,
Man is very different than the dinosaurs,
She was short, hair, and smarter,
Minions into the lives unfriendly man and help as much as possible,
Man unfortunate,
It is to be believed, friends, very tasty,
mission they seek employers make Minions ,,,
Being part of a civilization with slavery largest in history,
King of ancient Egypt were cruel,
But, not for long,
The real darkness good times,
Their employer, always partying all night and sleep all day,
What are you doing?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Sooner once the party is over,
They continue to change the new employer,
They seem never finding the right employer,
One fact that makes they are very bad, and worse,
Minions have no choice but to keep moving,
Then, when the hope they all lost ,,,
They find shelter,
Minions safe,
Many - years Minions build a civilization of their own,
They make their own lives,
But something is not right,
They feel empty in my heart ,,,
Without employers, they do not have a purpose,
They become moody and sad,
If this continues much longer, Minions will perish,
But not all disappear Minions to one that has a plan,
Her name is Kevin,
He was eager to share the idea to his tribe,
He had been preparing for days - days, weeks - weeks, months - months,
But now he is ready,
Kevin would leave the cave,
Back to the outside world and he's not coming back ,,,
Before he found to his tribe a cruelest criminals to be served,
However, he needs help,
Bob, really want to go ,,,
But Kevin feels that he is not enough Strong to face the dangers of travel in front,
Luckily, someone stood up,
In fact, Stuart do not know what he's been,
But he is happy people - people cheer for him,
In the end, energy Bob's enthusiasm
What he did to volunteer, Kevin mind change,
The tribesmen say greetings goodbye,
Kevin was given something yet they have since long:
hope,
Kevin feel proud,
He'll be the savior of his tribe,
Stuart, was hungry,
He who will eat this banana,
Bob ,,,
Bob, afraid of the journey,
And they went, go look for their new employer,
NEW YORK, 1968
Oh, look who it is,
Make love, not war,
The shop is now closed, hey what are you doing?
Welcome back to The Dating Game,
Oh, Jennette, you must choose which of The third person who would you date,
Is Bob?
Kevin?
Or maybe, Stuart?
Jeez, hard once, they are all good,
I think I would choose -
VNC ,,,
You see the secret event Villain Network Channel,
If you tell other people, we will be looking for you,
In sponsored by Con Villain, in 89 years bring criminals from anywhere,
The guy - bad guy of the members, Make a contract with the underground community,
And for the first time ,,,
Scarlet Overkill,
Evil, / Very evil,
criminal genius, / Hey, women can also do it,
Killer, / Excuse me,
There's a new Batman in the city, / Excuse me,
And that person is a woman,
Crime is not ready, / Transformed into heat,
Come to Villain Con weekend This, only at 545 Points Avenue ,,,
In Orlando, Florida,
So much fun, because it is a criminal,
Oh, my friend,
Thank you my brother,
Oh, Walter look at the cute little weird who wants to go to Orlando as well,
Yes, I could see, Hey, Walter Junior,
Hey, what's up? / Tina, / Hi,
Pinkie, What if we give them a lift?
New friends, / Come ride to Nelson's Express,
You, the one eye, You sat in front,
Fortunately we came, before there was a strange person who took you,
Who wants a piece of apple?
You, too, a strange creature also need power,
Yes,
Thank you friend,
All prepared, Who wants snacks?
I I,
You're here alone, we'll be right back, / Okay, Family Nelson, let's do it,
Come on, come on, come on,
All right, we walk again,
Dad, we had guests, This is because I am sounding the alarm her,
I suck, / Hey, we all do wrong, it's because you're still learning,
Your father was right, Tina, / Reload ,/ He will not scold,
Reload ,/ Now, the police arrive,
Ah, this weapon jammed,
Okay, who does that?
It's amazing,
Sorry, man, What I should asked personally?
Why do you want to Orlando?
Come on, you can tell us, You're going to Villain Con, right?
Well, there are a lot of people evil in the car,
I thought you guys criminals, is not it dear?
Small world, I hope we do not run out of money,
Never,
Baby, huh?
When I went to Orlando, I'm going to criminals favorite to sign the magazine,
Dumo the Sumo,
Oh, Kevin, you would not want to work for him, He ate his last followers,
Frankie Fishlips, he lived in the oceans,
You can breathe in the water?
Look at him, Scarlet Overkill,
Coolest super villain ever, He started when he was a nasty little ,,,
Tie, pigtails, but at the age of 14 years ,,,
He built the kingdom of criminals,
If I were a Minions, With him that I was going to work,
Here it is, a beautiful Orlando, / Yes, we are,
ORLANDO IMMEDIATELY!
You guys, look at this,
Welcome to the bait shop, can I help you?
Yes, hi,
We are here to seek pleasure, which is a crime,
Well, this is where we are,
Well, this is it, I want and I meant to tell you - really,
I'm really grateful for what did you do in the police,
Father, was the Franky Fishlips, I can smell it from here,
Good luck there, buddy - buddy, I hope you find that you are looking for,
There is a wicked talent?
Not bad,
How about you? There is a wicked talent?
It was not evil, or a talent,
Forgive me, but I do not want to find the waitress again,
Because I, Professor Flux, have found the first time machine,
Every time I visit the future, I tell myself from the future to help,
Hello,
Keep working, Professor Flux 2 weeks from now,
As you can see, I'm superior to him,
Oh, good, friend - friends, He killed the original,
Villain Con to present our speaker, Scarlet Overkill,
Criminals first lady's harshest,
Come now and see him on stage,
Are you ready?
Scarlet Overkill,
Does not taste good to evil?
Why thank you,
You're good,
Okay, shhh ,,,,
When I first started ,,,
People - people say that women can not rob a bank as well as men,
Times have changed,
I love you, Scarlet,
Look at the face - the face of it out there, we are very different,
But we have one thing in common ,,,
We are born with fins,
No? Only me?
We have a big dream, and we will do anything to make it happen,
Do you ever dream of working for ,,,
The best super villain ever?
What if I told, that I'm looking for new followers,
I'm sure, disuatu place out there ,,,
there are criminals with potential serve with the splendor ,,,
And it could have been one of you,
Which certainly does not kill our own ,,,
Someone who fits the job This is Kevin and his minions,
10 times more evil and have good looks,
Come cheer for Kevin, He saved his life,
So, how should we do this?
You see this little diamond?
Take it from me and you will be able to work,
Not hard, this is easy,
Come on, do not be afraid, take it diamonds and get the job,
Come on,
It's my job,
Slowly - slowly just to me,
Interesting costumes,
Very cool,
Gosh, no one can?
Is not it inspiring speech everyone to wake up ,,,
And prove themselves they useful?
All these criminals can not and I still have a teddy bear ,,,
Why would I hold Teddy bear?
Who gets the diamonds?
Well, who are you ,,,
Both creatures and shine-ku?
It was incredible,
Look, the last thing in these days ,,,
Awesome and winners,
Everything, introduce My new followers, Minions,
I know them, I gave they ride here,
Be prepared, friend - friends, Next stop, England,
This is it, So,
By - way, I very fond of bear-mu,
Herb, my dear, / You know I love you,
How was it? Does evil?
Very evil,
I see no something which falls today,
I miss you! H,
That's me, I'm the "H",
Also, no birds, it is also me,
Herb, I want to dig the grave of William Shakespeare,
So we can see what's greatest writer,
I like it, / It works because I love you,
I love you, too,
Can you come here a minute?
Introduce my husband, Herb, Creator of the super genius,
Herb, is a new member ,,,
Kevin, Stuart, and a cute little guy Bob,
Well, you are very small and very yellow, and I loved it,
Steady, man,
I know, right?
Only a few items that I stole the rest,
Look at my cans, Our steal it because finally ,,,
Someone liked my soup and describe it,
Okay, listen, Time down to business,
Do you know this man?
This Queen Elizabeth, British rulers,
I love England, Their music ,,,
The way they dress, I seriously want to wear it someday,
However, This woman is a royal ladies ,,,
I'm a fan of weight, I love his work ,,,
And I really wants his crown,
Steal his crown and all dream will be realized,
Respect, strength ,,,
Bananas,
No, oh, no,
Do not be too near, children - children,
When completed, it will be my greatest weapon,
Now, its radiation being leaked, you would not believe,
So you're here for the fixtures,
Bob, Robert, Bobby my son,
You've got my hands nimble,
Kevin, Kevbo, Seven Kevin,
You are a holder Rifle Lava from mine,
This weapon fired the original lava,
Pretty cool, right?
The latter, Stuart, Stuperman, Pitstu,
I give you something really cool, probably the best,
Hypnosis hat,
You can use it to hypnotize anyone,
Anyone,
Oh, you look great,
I feel like a mother proud of the three sons of evil,
No, no, do not say anything, We would not understand,
It was getting late, guys there day Great, you must be tired,
He swiftly once,
Maybe, I will reassured by the story before bed,
How it sounds, Bob?
Bob?
It was a great idea,
I will take warm milk, This will be very pleasant,
Oh, yes, I have a story before going to sleep good,
At one time,
There were three little pigs,
On one day, the pigs met with a large wolf evil,
That has a surprise special for them,
The third pig's Wolves offer and all his friends to work for him,
Everything will feel happy,
Things to do three pigs it is stealing the crown ,,,
The desired wolf because he's pretty poor ,,,
Materials ridicule, hated, and abandoned,
But with the crown, means she will be a princess ,,,
And all the people like daughter,
So, the wolf sent the pigs to take the crown,
But the little pig out into the city,
They thwart their mission,
So, fox, angry and upset, and he killed them,
The End,
Good luck taking his crown tomorrow, little pig,
I know you will not let me down,
TOWER OF LONDON - LONDON
You are not allowed to enter without an adult escort,
Move aside, brat,
How many tickets?
Enjoy the way - your way,
Hey, what are you doing here?
This is a restricted area,
Raise your hands,
Stop your actions,
Backward,
So ,,,
You came to crown the queen, right?
You must pass through me first,
Crown guard,
Funny mock parents think, huh?
I have lived here for a decade only to wait for someone trying to steal the queen's crown,
What are you saying? I could not hear it,
Basic thieves, / Stop him, friend - friends,
Shit,
The Queen was kidnapped, Sgt,
Army,
What happened?
You can not steal the crown of a woman,
Geez,
Basic thief, catch them,
SWORD IN THE STONE
God's reply,
One of the famous myth Britain has become real,
The new king was crowned, Bob bald become the youngest child ,,,
Y ang have drawn the sword in the stone which makes a king,
Small yellow traitor,
Hello, Bob King,
Welcome to the Palace Burkingham,
What is it, Your Majesty?
Whatever is bothering you, we can justify,
Notify alone,
King Bob,
Yes, King Bob,
King Bob?
How dare you ,,,
Do not call me Scarlet, your basic small cunning traitor,
Wearing findings Herb to steal my crown,
I utilized, I will not lie,
You stole my dream,
I will master the English one day,
There will be incarnation,
And I will be a queen,
Every moment has been planned, I was wearing a shimmering gown ,,,
Luxurious, and everyone are doubting ,,,
Would see it for yourself and they will cry,
I would be the picture elegant in luxury ,,,
And you fools screw it up,
No, King Bob, you can not ,,,
arbitrarily immediately gave his crown, / Who invited this fool?
And you certainly can not go around provide work for this woman,
There are laws,
Bob King, officially has changed the law,
Give way to Scarlet Overkill to be crowned Queen of England,
He will be crowned The historic castle England,
If I'm not too intrusive, I think this is the end for this country,
If not, the world,
But, because I was too noisy, I should shut up,
But, seriously, we are in big trouble,
I do not have time to answer questions,
I just acted far beyond duty,
There are the three small, oval, adorable miracle worker,
And you have stolen not only the UK, but my heart,
For Me?
Well, a lot,
Good for you,
You got that deserves you get,
Come in, come in,
I do not want you to accept one,
But I hate you,
I thought I could die as a result of your doing,
But I felt betrayed,
I think, yes, we have to split up,
It's not your fault,
Wait a minute,
This is your fault, 100% your fault,
Feel comfortable-lah Minions, Be comfortable,
Because this is where you're going ,,,
Spend the rest of life your little useless,
Okay, let's do it,
Who is the "Herb" this handsome? My name is Blerb,
I am the owner of this underground cell,
Be prepared to be an ordeal that I do,
Well, it is comfortable?
No problem, it's torture,
Well, more difficult than I thought,
The next machine,
Welcome to the city of suspension, Population:You,
Stop, this is true - totally inappropriate,
Do not laugh in an underground cell, I want to see crying, screaming,
Wait,
I have a good idea,
Look at this,
Well, I hope you guys learn something today,
And by the - way, I Herb, all this time,
And I do not know anyone named Blerb,
Stay a few hours longer I'm to be Queen of England,
Oh, I know, it's an educated guess,
I finally got my crown, That's what I always wanted,
I would be very happy,
But, let me ask you something Fabrise, 401 What's it look like to you?
This excessive hair The image is too wide,
Now you're showing off art?
I drew when I was 5 years old,
Away from me,
Dah, Fabrise,
I loved it, he was fun,
So, what do you think her dress?
Very pretty, very bermode, very Valentino,
Dear looks very pretty,
Gloves ,,,
Simple posture, More Valentine ,,,
Waste material - beautiful flower ,,,
And high grade protective clothing,
Many protective and armed,
Green shine, The nuclear,
Nice, stayed one more thing,
Must look good in public,
Do you mind? / It's my pleasure,
Tighter again, dear, Come on, I can help it,
More stringent,
Cut, cut,
I look bad,
I can not feel my legs, That's perfect, Tight, tight, tight,
Sorry about your loss
SORRY SCARLET
I love you, Scarlet,
Queen waving, queen waving, waving queen,
I am very happy, this is perfect, everyone looks very good,
Oh, you're so adorable,
Yes,
And the music was, who his organist? He was superb,
Yes, right? Is not that Edna?
Edna, you're very nice,
Thank you for doing this, Padrec, I'm a big fan,
Come here, let me hold you, you're so adorable,
Will you be justice ,,,
Do you Scarlet Overkill ,,,
hereby declare, Scarlet Overkill as the Queen of England,
Kevin,
Scarlet, Scarlet, My queen, somebody help me,
Come on, pick up in a matter of 2, 1, 2 ,,,
Scarlet, you're fine, / He tried to kill me,
Simply, this is no longer the coronation, It is execution,
Catch them,
Flee, my friend - my friend, run,
You are mine,
Hey, I've got one,
Awas gap,
How about this one ,,,
Why the Queen went to the dentist?
To get a dental crown,
Notify again, Eli,
Oh, it's you,
Everything, is one of the who stole the crown from me,
And how it could work for you?
Is that what happened?
The coronation of the queen to Scarlet Overkill, turn out to be a mistake,
Kevin, Kevin, I know you're out there ,,,
Do you think you could escape, what we have here?
Which one would kill first?
The little guy Bob, Stuart, Bob, Stuart,
I'll do it, Kevin, If you do not come before the dawn,
Oh, my goodness,
There he is,
Come on, this is just my head,
This way,
DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON -->
DO NOT PRESS THE SWITCHES
DO NOT PULL THE LEVER
Blow DO THIS HOLE --> Initiation greatest weapon,
Initiation in 3, 2, 1,
This is it, friend - friends,
Various things visible not good for you,
And will I keep her bears,
You will go to a better place ,,,
Heaven,
Da-dah, da-dah ucapkah, Bob, da-dah,
Wait, what? How is he ,,,
Hold my bear,
So that's your plan?
Make yourself into a big target?
It was a help,
I do not want to see any a weird face you again,
What?
Oh, you must be kidding,
Oh, you should not be,
And for the record, being double-ku,
You die like Kevin and would do well to you,
It is enough!
This ends now!
Damn you stupid, congratulations explode,
Take me,
Why rush - rush? / We should go from here,
Our Disconnect,
No, no, no,
Ladies and gentlemen ,,,
We are here today to celebrate the Minions,
State owe thanks to you,
Bob, you are king The wise and prudent ,,,
For all for 8 hours,
So for you, I give This small crown ,,,
For your Teddy Bear,
Oh, very good, Bob,
Spectacular, / I'm so proud of you, son - a child,
Oh, Stuart,
For you, I'm no object pretty, beautiful, very impressive ,,,
Snow Globe,
And look,
How excited,
Oh, Stuart, We were just kidding,
Do not be mad at me, The idea of ​​Kevin,
We have a better surprise for you,
Good,
And finally, Kevin,
You are the hero meritorious,
For courage and not timid,
I give peerage, either wherever, you are Sir Kevin,
Good work,
Wonderful moment,
Countries - countries of the world celebrate Kevin, Stuart, and Bob,
Several million years ago is difficult ,,,
But everything has to be good,
Kevin never felt more proud,
There's something missing,
Great performances,
My crown disappeared,
Bring ,,, / Forces,
They took everything from me,
My palace, my reputation,
And I will not lie if I hate them,
But at least, I get her crown,
Fat, return it,
No, I guess not,
You do not know to deal with?
I'm super villain the greatest ever,
Oh really?
What are you going to let the little penguins off with my crown?
Oh, Herb, I'm finished,
For Me?
And that's how the Minions find their new employer,
He was cunning,
He was evil,
She is perfect,
He ,,,
Keji,
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